Update*** Important changes

 Because of Latest updates regarding "Ausherwoman" the new script will be posted (in word and PDF form) on the "Music" page. Return here for the updates. Thank you!
-Laura
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Dear roadshow cast and helpers,

There has been some concern that the name “Ausherwoman” might be offensive to people associated with the actual Ausherman Corporation. Obviously, we would not want anything in our show that would take away from the fun and warm spirit our youth always convey. The Stake Presidency has asked us to change the name, so I have listed below all the specific changes that we will need to make to our scripts. I appreciate your willingness to re-learn any lines or songs this will effect.

Thanks,

Sister Dugan

ALL:

The giant boots

Big and tall,

they sure tried to squish us all.

Did you see that big bulldozer?

Way more scary than lawn mowers

We can dance.

We can sing....

FIREFLIES:

Bet ACME corp. will read our sign and tremble.

They'll see we insects refuse to dissemble.

They'll see our sign,

and redesign

their plans forever more!

What do we have?

A home worth lighting for!

LADYBUG 1: Send out the word! We need to gather bugs from all across the field if we want any hope of stopping the construction. (Sends LADYBUG 2 and LADYBUG 4 off to spread the message)

THE GENERAL: This situation calls for a little intimidation. When they see our display of force, the builders will stop in their tracks.

BOOMING VOICE: (announcer) It's the year 2043, and the ACME Corporation is about to break ground on their newest development...Clover Hill 54.

BOOMING VOICE: (the environmental impact inspector) Hey, wait a minute, is that a stink bug? Everyone stop! Yes I believe... Guys, come look at this! You'll never believe it! A stink bug, right here in Frederick! It's really quite remarkable when you think about it. Why, they've been endangered for 30 years! [deletion] There's no way this development is going through. Once we get the EPA up here, this is going to be a wildlife preservation area.